DOG WORLD CONTAINMENT REPORT Nº83: FAILED

MEWAPULT

More resistance. More airtime.

Dog World pulled MEW backward. Bad idea. The leash became a launcher.

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Solana pump.fun Jupiter Phantom Dexscreener X

test flight nº1 — wall status: CLEARED

FLIGHT RECORDER — FINAL 4 ENTRIES BEFORE FIRST LAUNCH

THE FIRST MEWAPULT

T−3

One problem left

Dog World had one problem left: MEW. They built a fortress. Bone bricks, high walls, zero cat doors.

T−2

The old orange leash

They fastened MEW to an old orange leash and pulled until there was nowhere left to go. The leash creaked. MEW didn't.

T−1

He packed it

MEW did not fight the tension. He packed it. Criticism, delays, setbacks — all of it, stored as drawback.

T−0

Then he let go

The leash became a catapult. The wall became a launch marker. The cat they tried to restrain sailed over the entire fortress.

MEW flying over the bone fortress wall, launched from a slingshot

The rule has been simple ever since: the harder they pull, the farther MEW flies.

INTERACTIVE PROVING GROUND — DRAG THE CAT, NOT THE MARKET

THE MEWAPULT RANGE

Grab MEW. Pull back and down. Let go. Physics does the rest — it's on our side.

TENSION 0% ANGLE — WIND 0 AIRTIME 0 m WALLS 0 BEST 0 m

range open. the dogs are watching.

ENGINEERING SHEET MP-83 — CERTIFIED BY NO ONE, VERIFIED BY PHYSICS

LAUNCH SPECS

1,000,000,000 TOTAL SUPPLY every unit pre-tensioned
0 / 0 TAX no drag on the payload
BURNED LIQUIDITY the leash is welded on
REVOKED MINT nobody reloads but physics
MISSION CONTROL AWAITING LAUNCH
ALTITUDE (PRICE)—
PAYLOAD (MCAP)—
24H VECTOR—
24H THRUST (VOL)—

telemetry comes online when the CA is announced. the elastic is still stretching.

LOADING PROCEDURE — FOUR MOTIONS, ONE FLIGHT

HOW TO BUY

01 · LOAD

Get Phantom

Download Phantom or your favorite Solana wallet. That's the pouch.

02 · AIM

Get some SOL

Buy SOL in the wallet or send it in from an exchange. Fuel for the drawback.

03 · PULL

Paste the CA

Open Jupiter or pump.fun and paste the contract address. Feel the tension.

04 · RELEASE

Swap & hold on

Swap SOL for $MEWPULT. Keep your paws inside the pouch at all times.

DOG WORLD KEEPS BUILDING. HOW THOUGHTFUL.

FLIGHT PLAN

Every wall is just the next launch marker. Poke the walls if you must.

WALL 1 — 2m

Launch

Fair launch on pump.fun. The leash goes taut. First flight crew boards.

WALL 2 — 4m

Higher

Dexscreener listing, memes, raids, the good kind of turbulence.

WALL 3 — 8m

Higher still

Trending pages, bigger pulls, longer arcs. The dogs double the guard.

WALL ? — ???

However high they build

Doesn't matter. More resistance, more airtime. That's the whole roadmap.

MEW loaded in the slingshot pouch, unimpressed

JOIN THE FLIGHT CREW

Bring a leash. Bring your worst FUD. It all goes in the drawback. When the catch releases, the undercat flies farther than the dogs ever planned.

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